And the answer is...

It's time to air the secret! For those who have decided they KNOW what "Song About..." is really all about, this may come as a big surprise. This is a song about facebook! The 'millions of fingers trying to tempt and touch' are those of the 1000+ friends and fans typing, WMing, IMing, PMing, friending, and liking Hedreich Nichols. Surely noone expected anything risqué!